There is a giant pile of dirt in Ted and Martha's living room. Ted insists it is full of powerful spirits. Martha just wants it out of the house. When the servants fall under Ted's spell, mortal peril is just around the corner. Don't wake the baby!

Divine Dirt is a 10-minute play for 5 actors (2W, 2M, 1anyone) that takes a ridiculous, darkly funny look at cults of personality and gender stereotypes. It premiered at Matchbox Theatre Berlin’s first 1-act play festival in June 2025, where it won both jury and audience awards for writing, directing, and acting.